08.27.10

Corrupt Businessman Plays to Stereotypes in Beijing

Posted in Beijing, Economy, Law and Order, Money/Banks at 13:37 by

Whenever you read about the latest corruption case in China, what immediately springs to mind when you think about how the money was spent? I asked ODB, and here’s what he came up with:

  1. Buy houses for his mistresses
  2. Trips to Macau for gambling
  3. Crazy expensive cars
  4. Play the stock market, day-trader style

Think of your own list, then read this article from from the Wall Street Journal’s China Realtime Report:

On trial is the head of a finance company who stands accused of bribing bank officials in return for more than 700 million yuan, or more than $100 million, in loans for fake mortgages and small businesses, according to Chinese media reports.

The 30-year-old head of the Beijing Huading Credit Security Company, Hu Yi, allegedly paid officials at the Beijing Rural Commercial Bank to help him apply for loans with fake names and businesses from the end of 2007 to February 2009. A total of 18 people are on trial, eight of them senior bank officials.

The official allegedly used the money to gamble in Macau, invest in mines and buy calligraphy and paintings, most of which turned out to be fake, according to the Legal Mirror. Only half of the total 708 embezzled yuan was recovered, the Chinese reports said.

Bonus points if you guessed that the expensive paintings and cultural artifacts were fake.

08.17.10

NMA World Edition – My New Favorite News Source

Posted in Awesome, Chinese Language, Internet and Media, Technology, USA at 09:55 by

The first NMA video I saw was their reenactment of the Tiger Woods car crash. Nine months later, the Steven Slater video came out, showing a whole new level of sophistication:

The combination of the yappy, Taiwanese-accented newsreaders, the bizarre stories chosen for coverage, and the overwrought emotions on the digital “actors” is irresistible. Hire some English-speaking anchors, and NMA will surely become the next TMZ, no? I just hope they keep their subtly Chinese perspective on America’s celebrity, gossip, and entertainment news.

08.03.10

The Inspection

Posted in Law and Order at 10:15 by

A police inspection, loose translation.

Sunday morning 9 am, intercom rings.

– Excuse me does ODB live here?

– Who is asking?

– I am from the local police department. May I come up?

– Sure. Come on up.

ODB buzzes the kind lady in only to realize that although his papers are all in order he forgot them at the office.

Police lady knocks on the door. ODB answers.

Pointing to a sheet of paper with names on it she asks:

– Is this your name?

– Yes.

– I need to check your passport and residence permit.

– Why? What’s the matter?

– There is going to be an inspection tomorrow morning.

Pointing to another name on the list:

– Does this person live here too?

– Yes, but only for a few days. She is traveling in China and will go back to her home country in a few days.

– Is she here?

– No she is traveling at the moment.

– Will she be here tomorrow morning?

– No she will not. Actually neither will I.

– You both won’t be here tomorrow at around 9am for the inspection?

– Nope. Will be at work.

– Are you certain?

– Yes.

– Thank you for your cooperation.

Police woman leaves without checking passport.


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